While browsing around the ‘Net during lunch, I wound up at a blog managed by a woman who spends a lot of time talking about single relationships and how “fairly attractive” she is. Naturally, we must accept her word on her “attractiveness” since she didn’t post any images of herself on the blog anywhere. I won’t embarrass this woman be revealing her shrine of self-importance. But I did find an entry on the blog that piqued by interest.
She listed a few ways that a woman can seduce her man (or a man). These methods can also be used to spark that relationship that’s become too “comfortable.” I guess some of these suggestions are good ideas, but I thought I would add some additional notes to make them more effective or more fun. My additions are in italics after each item.
- Seduction by Numbers: Wrap your cell phone number in a pair of sexy panties and mail them to him.
Please make sure they’re clean. Nothing worse than digging a slip of paper out of some skanky old bloomers. For a real laugh, mail your target the number in panties about eight sizes too large. Watch the hilarity ensue! - Stripped Seduction: Seduce your man by putting on a private strip tease for him.
And make it fast. Trust me, he’s not interested in the stripping. He’s interested in what happens after the stripping. Especially if you were kidding with those giant panties from Suggestion #1. - Picture Seduction: Have some provocative pictures taken of you and send them to him in the mail with a nice sexy note.
Use a photographer you trust. Nothing worse than posing for those semi-nude “glamour” shots only to discover them posted on some porn site. - Steamy Seduction: Prepare his favorite dinner – naked. If you can get him naked too that’s even better.
Be careful around hot ovens when you do this, okay? - Anticipated Seduction: Call him at work in the middle of the afternoon and tell him what you are going to do to him. Secret to this is mean it!
Unless the call is something like this: “Hey, sleazebag! Who’s mailing you panties with phone numbers and half-naked pictures? You know what I’m going to do to you? I’m calling my lawyer and taking you to the cleaners!” Bet he’ll never anticipate that.
Happy romancing!
Re: Girls, go get that man..Anticipated seduction.
One afternoon I was involved in one of those techie moments. Five guys and a girl looking over another guy’s shoulder while he showed us how to do something on a PC. Phone rings, guy driving looks at the caller I.D. Hits hands free and says “What’s up honey?” “I want you to come home and dance naked on the table.” “Uh, just a moment hon…let me take you off the speakerphone.”
Hell, I would have rode that horse to the finish line: “hey, honey, Bill, Bob, Jack, ken and Judy are all here. Mind if I invited them home to join in?”
Heck, if I ever even suggested such a thing, Mrs. Attaboy would come back with something like Hey, we have to eat off that table, okay?