You can’t fool me.

The guy who shot up his TV and held an eleven-hour standoff with police wasn’t angry about Bristol Palin performing on Dancing With The Stars.

Hell, a flick of the remote would have solved that problem.

No, I’m pretty sure he just wanted to buy a new flat screen set and his cheapskate wife wouldn’t let him spend the money. Hey, what better way to step forward technologically than to blast the old away in a shower of buckshot and sparks? Pointing the shotgun at his wife and the eleven-hour standoff with the cops was probably a little over the top. But, hey, you can’t fault dude for trying, right?

I smell a 48-incher on the way!